Excel Is Not a Database Mug | 11 oz Glossy Black Ceramic Coffee Mug | Sarcastic Data Analyst, Programmer & IT Gift

Because spreadsheets have limits—and this possum has opinions.

If you’ve ever had a workbook crash or watched someone use a spreadsheet as a production database, the Excel Is Not a Database Mug is your daily badge of honor. Featuring a snarling neon opossum surrounded by explosive street-art graphics and graffiti typography, this rebellious 11 oz mug brings unfiltered cyber-grunge attitude to your desk.

Why You’ll Love It

• Sarcastic Data Humor: Speaks directly to programmers, data analysts, database administrators, developers, and spreadsheet survivors.
• Bold Cyber-Grunge Artwork: A furious opossum and vivid neon colors give this mug an unmistakable punk edge.
• Glossy Black Finish: Deep black ceramic makes the full-color artwork stand out on any desk or conference table.
• Built for Daily Use: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe with a sturdy C-shaped handle.

Product Specifications

• Capacity: 11 oz only.
• Material: 100% glossy ceramic.
• Dimensions: 3.8 inches high × 3.2 inches wide.
• Handle: C-shaped easy-grip handle.
• Safety: Lead-free and BPA-free.
• Use: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe.

Care Instructions

• Clean in the dishwasher on the top rack.
• Alternatively, wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.