Chaos Kitten Emporium | Irish Rebel Hoodie | St. Patrick's Shamrock Sportswear

🍀 Speed meets street-style chaos in our Irish Rebel Performance Sport Hoodie. This isn’t just a warmup; it’s a high-octane statement for those who run the streets and the track. Featuring a bold "IRISH REBEL" hit in distressed green-and-gold strokes, we’ve packed the sleeves and hood with a chaotic collage of shamrocks and lucky charms to keep the energy high. 😼 Whether you’re crushing a post-practice cool-down or dodging responsibilities at the pub, this Sweat-Defying Fabric gear keeps you dry and dangerous. 

Product Features:

• Chaos Tech Fabric: 100% polyester that retains its shape no matter how much trouble you get into. 🧶

• Signature Palette: A gritty mix of neon acid-green, distressed gold, and deep charcoal black accents. 🟢

• Sun-Proof Rebellion: Built-in UPF +50 protection so you can stay out in the sun without the burn. ☀️

• Zero-Irritation Design: Printed size labels inside the hood seam because scratchy tags are for losers. 🚫

Care Instructions:

• Stay Cold: Machine wash cold (max 30C) to keep those graphics sharp. ❄️

• No Heat: Tumble dry on low; do not iron or dry-clean unless you want to kill the vibe. 🌡️

• Keep It Pure: Do not bleach—the chaos is already perfectly balanced. 🧼

Key Points:

• Ultra-Lightweight Build: At only 4.13 oz/yd², this hoodie feels like a second skin while you’re on the move. 🕊️

• Athletic Performance: Dry-Fast Tech pulls moisture away from the skin faster than you can dodge an ex. 💧

• Sizing for Every Rebel: Available in a full range from S to 3XL for a sleek, active fit. 📏

• Matched Seam Aesthetics: Color-matched thread ensures your gear looks as clean as your getaway. 🧵

• Outdoor Ready: The perfect breathable layer for early morning runs or crisp afternoon sessions. 🏃‍♂️

"Run like the law is watching, but dress like you own the block." — Chaos Kitten Emporium