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Funny Scottish Warrior Cat Mug – “They’ll Never Take Our Kibble!”

Price

$20.00

Whether you are a history buff, a movie fan, or just someone who serves a demanding orange tabby, this mug is your new favorite companion.

The "They'll Never Take Our Kibble" mug combines epic storytelling with adorable cat antics. Featuring a squad of "scary" kittens painted in blue woad and dressed in kilts, this design captures the dramatic spirit of every hungry cat at 6:00 AM.

Designed for Your Daily Routine This isn't just a novelty item; it's a high-quality vessel for your daily brew. We use a bright, glossy white ceramic that serves as the perfect canvas for the vivid illustration. The colors are crisp, the text is easy to read, and the finish is smooth to the touch.

Features You’ll Love:

  • Two Size Options: Choose the standard 11oz for your regular cup of joe, or upgrade to the massive 15oz for those days when you need extra caffeine to handle the "battle."

  • Easy Grip: The classic C-handle is ergonomically designed for a comfortable hold.

  • Hassle-Free Care: We know you're busy. That's why this mug is 100% dishwasher and microwave safe. The print won't peel or fade, and the mug won't crack under heat.

  • Safety First: Made with Lead-free and BPA-free materials for your peace of mind.

The Perfect Gift for Cat Lovers Struggling to find a gift for the "Cat Mom" or "Cat Dad" who has everything? This mug is a guaranteed hit. It’s funny, relatable, and practical—perfect for the home, the office, or the art studio.

Add a little warrior spirit to your morning routine. Order your Scottish Cat Mug today!

Hold the line. Save the snacks! 😼—Chaos Kitten Emporium

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Return Policy

⚠️ IMPORTANT: No Exchanges. No Refunds.

Chaos Kitten Emporium® operates on sass and high demand! All returns are for STORE CREDIT ONLY. We do not offer exchanges or refunds on any items.

✅ Returns Overview

🚫 Final Sale Items (Not Eligible for Return)

The following items are considered FINAL SALE and are not eligible for return:

  • All Sale Items (listed in the Sale Category or discounted 20% or more).

  • Items purchased during promotions (BOGO, B2G2, Mystery Bags, Doorbusters, and similar).

  • Gift Cards.

  • Personalized or custom-made items.

🚨 Damaged, Defective, Missing, or Incorrect Items

For damaged, incorrect, or missing items, contact our customer service team within 3 business days of receiving your order to resolve the issue.

💻 Starting Your Return Process

To start a return, contact us at Support@ChaosKittenEmporium.com

📦 Return Shipping Address

All returns, unless otherwise directed, must be sent to the following address at the customer’s expense:

Chaos Kitten Emporium

ATTN: RETURNS DEPARTMENT

11 Douglas Ave Suite 253 #1002

Elgin, IL 60120

United States

🙅 Order Changes & Pricing

  • Canceling or Changing Your Order: Orders cannot be canceled or changed once placed.

  • Adding Items to an Order: Additional items cannot be added once an order is processed. (If it's within 24 hours of your previous order, contact customer service immediately with both order numbers, and we'll TRY to waive the shipping fee).

  • Price Adjustments: Due to limited quantities and high demand, price adjustments are not available. No exceptions.

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