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Nurse Coffee Mug | Can't Fix Stupid Sedate It | Dark Humor RN Gift | 11 or 15 oz

Price

$20.00

HE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR THE OVERWORKED NURSE

Start your shift (or your day off) with a dose of dark humor! This viral neon-pop art mug perfectly captures the unique, shared frustrations of the healthcare life. It’s more than just a funny quote; it’s a nod to the resilience and wit of medical professionals.

DESIGNED TO LAST This mug is built for the chaos of the hospital environment. The thick, glossy ceramic keeps your drink warm, and the robust C-handle provides a comfortable, secure grip. The graphic is printed using a high-quality process that ensures it will not fade, chip, or peel, even with daily use in the dishwasher.

Product Specs:

  • Material: Glossy Ceramic

  • Sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz options

  • Care: Dishwasher and Microwave Safe

  • Safety: Lead- and BPA-Free


Key Features:

  • FUN NURSE HUMOR DESIGN: Features high-contrast, neon-pop art graphic with the quote "Can't Fix Stupid... But We Can Sedate It." A perfect conversation starter and mood booster for the busy healthcare worker.

  • PREMIUM QUALITY & FEEL: Made from durable, glossy white ceramic. It feels sturdy in the hand thanks to a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish that makes the artwork truly pop.

  • TWO SIZES AVAILABLE: Choose between the classic 11oz coffee cup size or the extra-large 15oz mug for when you need that essential extra pour of coffee or tea.

  • DAILY USE CONVENIENCE: Designed for busy professionals—it's Microwave-safe for quick reheating and Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup, keeping the graphic crisp wash after wash.

  • SAFE & THOUGHTFUL GIFT: Lead- and BPA-free construction makes it safe for everyday use. A unique and funny appreciation gift for RNs, LPNs, Doctors, PAs, EMTs, or any medical student.

My tolerance? Not so much. - Chaos Kitten Emporium

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Return Policy

⚠️ IMPORTANT: No Exchanges. No Refunds.

Chaos Kitten Emporium® operates on sass and high demand! All returns are for STORE CREDIT ONLY. We do not offer exchanges or refunds on any items.

✅ Returns Overview

🚫 Final Sale Items (Not Eligible for Return)

The following items are considered FINAL SALE and are not eligible for return:

  • All Sale Items (listed in the Sale Category or discounted 20% or more).

  • Items purchased during promotions (BOGO, B2G2, Mystery Bags, Doorbusters, and similar).

  • Gift Cards.

  • Personalized or custom-made items.

🚨 Damaged, Defective, Missing, or Incorrect Items

For damaged, incorrect, or missing items, contact our customer service team within 3 business days of receiving your order to resolve the issue.

💻 Starting Your Return Process

To start a return, contact us at Support@ChaosKittenEmporium.com

📦 Return Shipping Address

All returns, unless otherwise directed, must be sent to the following address at the customer’s expense:

Chaos Kitten Emporium

ATTN: RETURNS DEPARTMENT

11 Douglas Ave Suite 253 #1002

Elgin, IL 60120

United States

🙅 Order Changes & Pricing

  • Canceling or Changing Your Order: Orders cannot be canceled or changed once placed.

  • Adding Items to an Order: Additional items cannot be added once an order is processed. (If it's within 24 hours of your previous order, contact customer service immediately with both order numbers, and we'll TRY to waive the shipping fee).

  • Price Adjustments: Due to limited quantities and high demand, price adjustments are not available. No exceptions.

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