Professional Nurse Mug | Dark Humor Medical Coffee Cup | Clear Defibrillator Art

⚡️ Need a jolt of caffeine with your dark humor? Our "Say I'm Not a Professional Again... CLEAR." ceramic coffee mug is the perfect blend of sass and shock value. Designed for the bold and cheeky 😼 this mug brings that aggressive, graffiti-inspired edge to your daily routine. Featuring a neon green and hot pink illustration of an over-it nurse giving a patient a clear message, this durable ceramic cup is anything but bland. Pair it with our matching Defibrillator Shock Wall Art to complete your hospital-themed chaos!

💥 Features That Shock!

• Vivid, High-Contrast Print: Advanced printing technology makes the bold artwork pop with incredibly vivid colors.

• Durable Ceramic Body: Made of strong, white ceramic, perfect for daily use.

• Comfort Grip: Features an easy-to-hold C-handle for those tense, high-pressure mornings.

• Two Sizes Available: Choose between the classic 11oz or the extra-large 15oz size for maximum caffeine intake.

• Dominant Print Colors: Hot Pink (Magenta), Bright Neon Green (Lime), and Black.

✨ Keep Your Mug Sassy: Care Tips

• ✅ Microwave Safe: Heat your drinks without worry.

• ✅ Dishwasher Safe: Effortlessly clean after use.

• ✅ Certified Safe: BPA and Lead-free for confident sipping.

📌 High-Voltage Highlights

• 🏥 Medical Professional Gift: The ultimate cheeky gift for nurses, doctors, or anyone in the healthcare field with a wicked sense of humor.

• ☕ Perfect for Any Drink: Ideal for coffee, tea, hot cocoa, or whatever beverage keeps your chaos level stable.

• 🎨 Chaos Kitten Emporium® Art: Exclusive, bold, and rebellious graphic style that stands out from the crowd.

• 📐 Size Variety: Available in both 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) to fit every level of caffeine dependency.

• 😈 Shock-Value Humor: Darkly funny, irreverent design that guarantees a reaction.

"If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the emergency room. My espresso is already set to 'defibrillate.'" - Chaos Kitten Emporium®

• Looking for the perfect nurse coffee mug or a gift for a healthcare hero? This irreverent ceramic cup captures the frustration and dark humor often found in the medical field. Its aggressive style, featuring a nurse using a defibrillator and the phrase "CLEAR," makes it a genuinely unique and hilarious present for graduation or appreciation days 🎁.

• Our dark humor coffee mug is designed with a rebellious, street-art edge. The graphic style uses intense contrast between magenta/hot pink and neon green, giving it a vibrant, attention-grabbing look that screams Chaos Kitten Emporium®. It’s a functional piece of art for your home or office 😈.

• This durable funny medical mug is available in two practical sizes, 11oz and 15oz, ensuring you can choose the right capacity for your beverage needs. The ceramic is a high-quality, pure white, making the intense colors of the illustration really pop. It’s perfect for nurses, doctors, paramedics, or EMTs with a bold attitude 💪.

• Searching for unique graphic art kitchenware? Beyond the witty quote and illustration, this mug is built for daily endurance. It’s both dishwasher and microwave safe, making it an easy, low-maintenance addition to your collection of sarcastic and sassy home goods ☕.

• The "Say I'm Not a Professional Again..." mug is a guaranteed conversation starter and a nod to the chaos of professional life. The vivid colors and bold text reflect the energy of the graffiti style we love, making it a powerful piece of sarcastic nurse apparel that's functional and fun 😼.