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Thirst For Coffee More Mug | Neon Dark Humor Art | Black Coffee Mug 11oz
$20.00
š„ Wake the darknessā¦ gently. This glossy black ceramic mug blasts neon humor across your morningābold greens and pinks glow against the inky finish while the cheeky line winks: āI THIRST FOR EVILā¦ BUT LUCKY FOR YOU I THIRST FOR COFFEE MORE.ā ā” Perfect for night owls, art gremlins, and anyone who needs caffeine before manners.
Product Features:
š„ Glossy black 100% ceramic with high-definition neon print
š 11oz sizeāsturdy, comfy C-handle
ā” Microwave-safe for quick reheats
š§¼ Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup
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Lead- & BPA-free
Care Instructions:
š Top-rack dishwasher safe, or hand wash with warm water + dish soap
š« Skip abrasive scrubbers to protect the print
š¬ļø Air dry or towel dry
Key Points:
šÆ Neon dark-humor coffee mug on glossy black
š¼ Bold graphic that pops in kitchens, studios, and desks
ā 11oz everyday size; comfortable C-handle
š§½ Practical: microwave & dishwasher safe
š Safe materialsālead/BPA-free construction
āBe nice after brew. Until then, proceed with caution. š¼ ā Chaos Kitten EmporiumĀ®ā
Quantity
Return Policy
ā ļø IMPORTANT: No Exchanges. No Refunds.
Chaos Kitten EmporiumĀ® operates on sass and high demand! All returns are for STORE CREDIT ONLY. We do not offer exchanges or refunds on any items.
ā Returns Overview
š« Final Sale Items (Not Eligible for Return)
The following items are considered FINAL SALE and are not eligible for return:
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All Sale Items (listed in the Sale Category or discounted 20% or more).
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Items purchased during promotions (BOGO, B2G2, Mystery Bags, Doorbusters, and similar).
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Gift Cards.
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Personalized or custom-made items.
šØ Damaged, Defective, Missing, or Incorrect Items
For damaged, incorrect, or missing items, contact our customer service team within 3 business days of receiving your order to resolve the issue.
š» Starting Your Return Process
To start a return, contact us at Support@ChaosKittenEmporium.com
- If you don't see the Store Credit Support@ChaosKittenEmporium.com email in your inbox after the processing window, check your spam/junk folder.
š¦ Return Shipping Address
All returns, unless otherwise directed, must be sent to the following address at the customerās expense:
Chaos Kitten Emporium
ATTN: RETURNS DEPARTMENT
11 Douglas Ave Suite 253 #1002
Elgin, IL 60120
United States
š Order Changes & Pricing
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Canceling or Changing Your Order: Orders cannot be canceled or changed once placed.
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Adding Items to an Order: Additional items cannot be added once an order is processed. (If it's within 24 hours of your previous order, contact customer service immediately with both order numbers, and we'll TRY to waive the shipping fee).
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Price Adjustments: Due to limited quantities and high demand, price adjustments are not available. No exceptions.
