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Thirst For Coffee More Mug | Vintage Highland Cow Art | Black Ceramic 11oz Cup
$20.00
⚡ Bring wicked wit to your caffeine ritual. This glossy black ceramic mug splashes neon lettering, pentagram accents, and a cheeky horned creature across a deep, inky backdrop 😼. The punchline? “I THIRST FOR EVIL… BUT LUCKY FOR YOU I THIRST FOR COFFEE MORE.” Built sturdy for daily use with a comfy C-handle and vivid print that pops through long weeks and longer nights.
Product Features:
💥 Glossy black 100% ceramic with bright, high-definition neon art
📏 Two sizes: 11oz for quick hits, 15oz for refill days
⚡ Microwave-safe for fast warmups
🧼 Dishwasher-safe; durable glaze resists fading
✅ Lead- & BPA-free, easy-grip C-handle
Care Instructions:
🌀 Top-rack dishwasher safe or hand wash with warm water + dish soap
🚫 Skip abrasive scrubbers to protect the finish
🌬️ Towel or air dry
Key Points:
🎯 Dark-humor coffee mug with neon horned-creature graphic
😼 Glossy black ceramic that makes colors snap
☕ 11oz/15oz options for any caffeine agenda
🧽 Practical: microwave & dishwasher safe
🔑 Safe materials; everyday-tough print
“Evil can wait—coffee can’t. 😼 — Chaos Kitten Emporium®”
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Return Policy
⚠️ IMPORTANT: No Exchanges. No Refunds.
Chaos Kitten Emporium® operates on sass and high demand! All returns are for STORE CREDIT ONLY. We do not offer exchanges or refunds on any items.
✅ Returns Overview
🚫 Final Sale Items (Not Eligible for Return)
The following items are considered FINAL SALE and are not eligible for return:
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All Sale Items (listed in the Sale Category or discounted 20% or more).
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Items purchased during promotions (BOGO, B2G2, Mystery Bags, Doorbusters, and similar).
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Gift Cards.
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Personalized or custom-made items.
🚨 Damaged, Defective, Missing, or Incorrect Items
For damaged, incorrect, or missing items, contact our customer service team within 3 business days of receiving your order to resolve the issue.
💻 Starting Your Return Process
To start a return, contact us at Support@ChaosKittenEmporium.com
- If you don't see the Store Credit Support@ChaosKittenEmporium.com email in your inbox after the processing window, check your spam/junk folder.
📦 Return Shipping Address
All returns, unless otherwise directed, must be sent to the following address at the customer’s expense:
Chaos Kitten Emporium
ATTN: RETURNS DEPARTMENT
11 Douglas Ave Suite 253 #1002
Elgin, IL 60120
United States
🙅 Order Changes & Pricing
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Canceling or Changing Your Order: Orders cannot be canceled or changed once placed.
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Adding Items to an Order: Additional items cannot be added once an order is processed. (If it's within 24 hours of your previous order, contact customer service immediately with both order numbers, and we'll TRY to waive the shipping fee).
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Price Adjustments: Due to limited quantities and high demand, price adjustments are not available. No exceptions.
